
LuFisto invokes Not Listening to Me, Are You? to get a title match with MsChif:.From Volume 40, the crowd chants at Portia Perez "die, Portia, die".Every other participant turning on Brad Bradley, the largest competitor, and in the process managing a Total Party Kill.Austin Aries emerging from the back with toilet paper stuck to his shoe (and after his very hasty elimination, runs right back to the bathroom).
Claudio Castagnoli coming out in a bright white suit, taking the pillow and blanket and taking a nap in the middle of the ring. Delirious emerging from under the ring with a Star Wars-themed pillow and Looney Tunes blanket (apparently Delirious was sleeping under the ring), with the pillow and blanket involved in several spots during the match. We SHIMMER fans know that only women are real wrestlers, but we occasionally let the men do a pre-show comedy match. Colt Cabana corpsing? Send for the man!. and your ears! ( more whispering) I EAT CHILDREN!Ĭolt Cabana: No! ( whispers) I eat your children!Įl Generico: Que no comprendo "eat children". Ready.say what I say.( whispers to El Generico)Įl Generico: Kenny Omega y Chuck Taylor.( Colt whispers to him again) I want.I-I want to piss in your boots! (more whispering). El Generico's promos suck! So says Colt Cabana, who tries to help him cut better ones.Ĭolt Cabana: No. At the next show, audiences chanted (at moves they thought impressive) "HOLY BEEP! HOLY BEEP! HOLY BEEP!" The wrestlers found it HILARIOUS. The commissioner of the late Stampede Wrestling asked the audience to tone down on the swearing. Inverted, as this came from the audience and it was the wrestlers who found it funny. Now they're just doing it for the sake of doing it. The announcer then declares, "You know who's wrestling, you guys can announce them!" and tries to walk away. the Fallen Angel), the crowd starts chanting for Colt.then Daniels.then back-and-forth cheers for both men.
Before a match against Christopher Daniels (a.k.a.
"How about a Powerbomb, huh? YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! Oh my god.Oh my god, he's a little chubby! No, no, no! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!". "Hey, what the fuck is that?! Is that a squirrel?!". "I can go both ways!.I DIDN'T MEAN THAT! SHUT UP!" ( Chris Hero's legendary junkyard match against Shun the Kabuki Ninja for CZW). #LIO RUSH TENILLE DASHWOOD HOW TO#
It is hard to choose the funniest moment of the Andy Kaufman- Jerry Lawler feud, but Andy's video tutorial series for the people of Memphis (Lawler's turf) on how to use soap, toilet paper, etc.
Kia Stevens (Amazing Kong, Awesome Kong, Kharma).You'll laugh so hard, it hurts!įor more funny stuff, see these company and wrestler pages: